Wednesday, August 05, 2009

CNR would KILL Chuck Norris

This is great. Especially now that Chuck Norris has thrown his opinion into the whole Obama-birther crowd.


  1. Obama was born on planet Kryptizzle.

  2. Ok. I'll be the first to admit that I never really got the whole Chuck Norris thing back in the day. Sure there were some funny one liners, but meh.

    I've watched this twice, and read the lyrics and I simply can not for the life of me understand how this relates to Chuck Norris in the least.

    Is CNR supposed to be the next big thing in Barren's chat or something (sorry for the WoW Reference).

  3. The video is great BTW, don't get me wrong. I love Weird Al. I must have listened to half a dozen single on youtube that I never even knew existed. So thanks for the linkage.

  4. Check the video out again @ 0:55 into it. Chuck's head is mounted on his trophy wall. :)

    It relates to him because this borders on the hyperbolic jokes about Chuck being uber tough, etc. and CNR is uber tough in this.

  5. I am reloading it in HD now. I shall see this head.

  6. EWWWWW!

    It's even the "post plastic surgery" Chuck, too.

  7. i gotta say he looks strangly like House there. I am trying to imagine Chuck with a thick british accent while walking around with a cane.



  8. You know House isnt supposed to have a British accent right?

    The guy who plays House (Hugh Laurie) is extremely British however.

    BTW, Black Adder, yeah pretty much the only thing you ever need to watch.

  9. But the way I see it is, Chuck Norris doesn't have a British accent...

    ...but the guy who plays him might.

    huh? yeah? See where i went with that one? The guy who's PLAYING him could be british.

    Almost wants to blow your mind it's so deep, huh?

  10. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.

  11. When Charles Nelson Reilly does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.

    heh. It really does work. Chuck, and CNR are basically interchangable.

    Unless Chuck can start breaking out the british accent though, i think i gotta give it to CNR.

  12. purhaps not, but who do you supposed made that plane crash, and gave that kid aids?


    Wait a minute. I know there's a joke there about the kid, i'm just not sure if i should really pursue it or not.


  13. Ok. I think the new commenting system ate my really awesome comment. Now I'm sad.

  14. Don't you mean "Charles Nelson Reilly ate your really awesome comment"?


    Oh, this could go on for ever. This is even better than those Mianus, Connecticut jokes.

    Oh, i need a break. i think i may pee myself.

  15. I think the correct version would be:

    "When Charles Nelson Riley does a pushup, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes Chuck Norris down."