Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Another reason to love "The West Wing"

A man falls down a hole and cant get out.

A doctor passes by and the man shouts, "Hey can you help me out of this hole?"

The doctor writes him a prescription, throws it down the hole and keeps walking.

A priest passes by and the man shouts, "Hey can you help me out of this hole?"

The priest writes a prayer, throws it down the hole and keeps walking.

Then a friend walks by, "Hey can you help me out of this hole?"

And the friend jumps down in the hole. Our guy says, "Why did you do that, now we're both stuck in this hole." The friend replies, "It's okay. I've been down here before and know the way out."

8 comments:

  1. Seriously, i hate that show.

    And that joke was even worse than my "Purple and Pink Ping-Pong Ball" joke.

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  2. Seriously it is one of the greatest shows ever.

    And it wasnt supposed to be a joke. ;)

    And WOW did that ping-pong ball joke suck.

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  3. You left out the part where the friend that jumps into the hole doesn't have any pants on.

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  4. It's assumed Joel. Sheesh. lol ;)

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  5. One of my favorite jokes:

    A pirate walks into a bar with a giant ships steering wheel attached to his crotch. The Bartender says "Hey Cap'n, you know you have a giant ships steering wheel attached to your crotch ,right? Looks kind of like an inconvenience."
    The Cap'n says "Yar! It's Driving me nuts!"

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  6. Q: Why does a Chicken Coop have two doors?

    A: Because if it had four doors, it would be called a Chicken Sedan!

    ~Michael T Wulfhorst

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  7. Tremendous & meaningful.
    If you'd been down that hole, you wouldn't think it's a joke.

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