Wednesday, June 24, 2009

What the hell is going on in the world?

Been busy today so I've only been glancing at headlines flying by.

Correct me if I'm wrong but did the Gov. of South Carolina fly to Argentina after kidnapping some little girl and while down there give Steve Jobs a liver transplant all because there have been riots in Tehran?

I'm so confused.

Wait it seems like he went to Argentina to cry over the fact he's been cheating on his wife for like five years. And in the last 5 months he's been "in overdrive in figuring out how to get this right and to be honest". Wow. What a fuckwit. You stop by not putting your penis or emotional penis in another woman who isnt your wife. And being honest is a pretty clear and easy thing to be.

Still not clear on how Steve Job's liver fits into all this stuff ... oh and is his new one an iLiver? Wait, is that part of iSurgery or do you have to buy an upgrade? I dont own a Mac so I'm not sure how all that works.

1 comment:

  1. I had to send my Steve Jobs back to the factory when I got it's iLiver replaced. Sucked, I was without my Steve Jobs for like two whole weeks.