Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Texas Seceding Opinion

I think this is a great idea. Please leave. Give us our federal money and property back and please leave.

Then you can have prayer in school, teach creationism, outlaw all abortions, whatever you want. Then all the crazy republicans can have a place to go move to to get away from the rest of us.

Although I'm sure there'd be some that would hang around and talk about still fighting to take this country "back". But I bet we could tranq them from a chopper and just air drop them into Dallas.

If you guys need help with the flag or packing or anything, let me know.


  1. Greetings from the United State of Texas! Hehehe

  2. Howdy!

    Might I suggest The Independent Republic of Texas or just "Texas".


  3. I am going to try to get into the Government and make it a law that everyone has to wear these.

  4. Hmm that does sweeten the pot. Maybe I might move to Texas.

    Tell me, would the hat be provided for free to all citizens?

  5. Only people that make over $250k a year. Also we are going to make poor people our pets and they will wear those little spiked collars and be led on leashes. It's going to be great! Come on down y'all! Bring yer shotguns!