I think this is a great idea. Please leave. Give us our federal money and property back and please leave.
Then you can have prayer in school, teach creationism, outlaw all abortions, whatever you want. Then all the crazy republicans can have a place to go move to to get away from the rest of us.
Although I'm sure there'd be some that would hang around and talk about still fighting to take this country "back". But I bet we could tranq them from a chopper and just air drop them into Dallas.
If you guys need help with the flag or packing or anything, let me know.