Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Eye Surgery

On Tuesday the 2nd, I will be having my corneal transplant. So if you dont hear from me for a bit or whatever that's why.

I will try to post my progress and any gross pictures I can get of it.

Wish me luck!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

They do what?

Um. Wow that is affection.

Note: a "fist bump" is not "fisting". haha

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Watching History LIVE

I'm at home watching the Presidential Inaguration live right now.

This is an amazing thing to watch in HD. Too bad, the NBC channel's sound has an extreme whistle feedback in it :P

At any rate, sometime this week, I am going to finally cancel all my cable service. Just dont watch anything on TV anymore and Time Warner doesnt carry enough HD channels to really care about.

Friday, January 16, 2009


I both envy people who write fanfic and think they are total losers who should find more important stuff to do.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Where's the beef?

So we've become a little obsessed at work for watching people in the ice and snow to see if they wreck their car or slip and fall. We refer to it as someone "beefing it". And now you can join into the fun too.

Print off the official Beef It score card for your friends and everyone can chip in a dollar for a score card and at a future date, everyone turns in their points and the winner gets the cash!


Beefing it Official Score Card

Boy or Girl (0 to 10 years) 3 points
Boy or Girl (10 to 18 years) 5 points
Adult Man or Woman 5 points
Eldery Man or Woman 10 points

Beef Bonuses:
Inappropriately Dressed for the conditions +2 points
At work or doing their job +2 points
Carrying something bigger than a bread box +5 points
Their beef caused someone else to beef x2 modifier
They beefed again trying to get up from the first beef +7 points
Their beef required an emergency workers assistance +12 points
A driver beefed in his car or truck +5 points
A driver beefed in his car or truck and totaled it +10 points
You saw blood from their beef x5 modifier
They were knocked unconscious x10 modifier
They died from the beef x50 modifier

Beef 1: _____
Beef 2: _____
Beef 3: _____
Beef 4: _____
Beef 5: _____
Beef 6: _____
Beef 7: _____
Beef 8: _____
Beef 9: _____
Beef 10: _____ Congrats on 10 Beefs add 10 points to your grand total.

TOTAL: _____

Example: If you see an old lady fall down on the ice, you get 10 points. If she then falls down again trying to get back up, add 7 points (17 total). And if her head starts spewing blood from the second beef, then you get to multiply that by 5 for a grand total of 85 points!

You might also want to designate a Beeferee to make final judgement calls on certain beefs and point totals, he would also be the best person to keep track of the winnings for everyone.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Excuse me is that a cock in your mouth or do you work for the government?

Clinton Assistant Interior Secretary John Berry is rumored to be Obama's Director of the Office of Personnel Management. Said The Victory Fund's Chuck Wolfe: "It says a lot about Barack Obama’s commitment to equality in the workplace that he has apparently chosen an openly gay person for this extremely important job.

Yeah because you know how gays are ... always losing track of personnel while sucking all that cock.

"Did you ask Gay Bob if he had his quarterly reports?"

"No I didnt bother he's in there getting fisted by that truck driver guy."

Grrr. This really bugs me. I've never once thought - "Oh wait, this person seems nice but does he like to have his penis in a vagina or what?"

Friday, January 09, 2009

The Timothy Plan

The Timothy Plan family of funds conducts proprietary research on publically traded companies based on their moral integrity. We then apply that information to maintain a "Do Not Buy List" for our family of morally responsible mutual funds.

This is a "company" that goes thru and rates video games and other content for what they consider to be anti-Christian themes and creates this list so you dont have to think about why something is being banned, you can just blindly trust and obey.

I went thru the whole list, which can be found here. And I found this little gem from their review of Army of Two:

Gay & Lesbian: Homosexual Themes: Although never spoken of, undertones of homosexuality are present. Weaponry in the game can be decorated to be anything from diamond encrusted to gold plated. You share a parachute with your partner, and the riot shield system allows one player to use a shield or car door as portable cover while the other cuddles up close behind and dispenses "lead" from his "iron".

Wow, just ... wow.

Look what I just bought!

WOOOO! *passes out*

Although I am still a little miffed at B.O. for the Rev. Warren pick for the innaguration.

Thursday, January 08, 2009

End the Hate

The voting is over.

I will no longer be hating on Sony.

... and there was much rejoicing.

And on a related note, FUCK APPLE.


Two headlines from MSNBC.com. There's some sort of connection that I just cant put my finger on. Hmmm.

Great film.

I just got this movie from Netflix and was half-tempted to reseal it and just send it back. I've been off the documentary kick for awhile and wanted to move onto better things in my queue (like Golden Girls series 3) - I'm very glad that I took the time to watch this film.

If you are a practicing Christian of any sort, or not, but you feel that you derive even a small portion of your spiritual concepts from The Bible, then I highly suggest you take the time to watch this movie.

The movie details how religious leaders have taken portions of The Bible and have used them to demonize people being gay. It covers their incorrect assumptions on the things they read in The Bible, as well as their ability to accept certain passages as the literal word of God, but completely disregard other ones that read just as literally. It also explores how this impacts several families and how the parents came to terms (or not) with having a religious upbringing that degraded and demonized gay people and then having a gay child.

It's an amazing look at this whole concept thru fresh eyes and different perspectives and helped clarify and understand some things I didnt even realize I was confused on. Just a good watch overall.

Movie: For the Bible tells me so

Friday, January 02, 2009

Welcome to 2009!

Well we've made it onto this side of a new year and all seems well enough. Strange the way people expect such radical shifts with the passing of each new year.

At any rate, I've been trying, over the last few years, to let go of hating things for no good reason and learning to not become aggravated by certain things. Although that would be hard to tell by some of my rants, but it's true - I'm trying to let a lot of the negativity in my life go and to that end I need you're help.

If you know me at all you know I hate Sony and Apple for various reasons. Some good, some not good and finally some just because I'm stubborn. To that end I want you, dear readers, to VOTE on which company I should finally stop hating so much, if not entirely. I will also now consider them a valid option when purchasing products that they make and end my boycott of their company.

Please post a comment with your vote and, if you want, a reason why you are voting the way you are voting that way.

So who should I stop hating?


I will let the voting go on for about a week and close it around 1/7/2009.