It's been awhile, but it's back - the rant post! I guess I've been at peace with a lot of things in my life and havent felt the need to in awhile.
1) Using the word "real"We live in such a fake ass world that people feel the need to specify what is "real". Oh how I wish we lived in a world that was the opposite and everything was just assumed to be real and you had to label if it was "fake". I was in line at Taco Bell and they have those new Fruitista things and the sign said "Topped with
REAL Strawberries". *blink* Wow. People we are in a recession and the lowly fake strawberry farmer has it hard enough already without you helping to put him out of business by buying all these REAL strawberries.
2) kkI hate the net lingo response "kk". Ugh it's such a waste. I'll just assume you agree if you dont tell me otherwise. I dont need you to divert my attention back to your message window to read your damn "kk's". I hate it even more when i accidentally use it.
3) People that cant name one Tina Turner songDo yourself a favor, find one and enjoy it and memorize it.
4) People who claim they never pick their noseWhat-the-fuck-ever. You know you have. Hell you might be doing it right now. It's your nose and your finger and as long as you're not wiping it on me or stuff I own, man, go balls out.
5) People who dont understand the width of their own carI hate when people veer left of center because they cant judge how close a parked car is to the right of them. I'm not talking a little bit of lateral motion but a HUGE weave into oncoming traffic. Sure some streets are so narrow that with parked cars they turn into a one lane road, but most streets can accommodate four cars abreast and you should figure out that you can squeeze thru there and if you cant judge that distance than sell your car and buy a bike.
6) People who are rude on the phone, but polite face-to-faceYou know what jerky? I know where you live - I can come to your house. I hate people who think they can say whatever they want on the phone to you that they would never in a million years say to your face. Stop hiding behind the absurd fact that a phone call is interrupting your private time and a knock on the door isnt and then that somehow leads you to behave in any rude or childish manner you choose.
7) The loss of "regular" size.Go to McDonalds and order a "regular size" Coke and watch the person's brain explode as they try to figure out what size that is. Maybe I'm just getting old now, but does anyone else remember when a "regular" size was a medium?