Monday, August 11, 2008

Oh man

When I first looked at that headline, I thought it said "U.S., others urge Russia to accept juice".

Two incredibly different stories if you change that one word.


  1. Yeah, Russia has for far too long been unwilling to negotiate beverage options with the west, irregardless of the nutritional benefits of all natural fruit juices.

    Bush is considering a proposal to send Dmitry Medvedev a slushy machine in exchange for a written agreement to allow blindfolded taste tests of several new drink options.

  2. hahaha!
    I urge for a pre-emptive strike of salty snacks. Then carpet bomb them with popcorn!