What are the official stats?we need a series of gum and collectible cards..
after 3 or so days of not pooping, quade read to me, one person was so constipated that he had to fish his poop out of his butthole with his bare hands.BARE HANDS!
How did you guys make calls like that? "OK, I need you to unplug the modem, owweee (GRUNT GURGLE GRUNT), now the Router, ohhh (FART GRUNT). Sorry Miss, No I’m alright. I just need to take a big shit, but if I do my supervisor will beat me with extension cords and I’ll lose the bet." Anyways, congrads Cory! You should make an award like you do for employee of the month and hang it in the hallway.