Our forbearance should never be misunderstood. Our reluctance for conflict should not be misjudged as a failure of will. When action is required to preserve our national security, we will act.-Ronald Reagan
"Well I don't wanna jerk off in the Mooby's bathroom. What if a customer comes in and my jerkin' off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong, and suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my dick in his mouth?" -Randal Graves
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.-Ronald Reagan
"It depends on what the meaning of the words 'is' is."–Bill Clinton
I eat my jellybeans in reverse.Like.. I shove them up my butt...