Thursday, March 29, 2007

I'm yelling "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" in my head right now.

There are many times in my life that the voice in my head starts shouting,


There are a good many things that triggers this response. Here are a few:
  • "Good evening, my fellow Americans ..."
  • "5 ways to instantly ..."
  • "Only 8 grams of ..."
  • "What I really meant was ..."
  • "Oh you think that's bad ..."
  • "I once knew this guy ..."
  • "I have this problem when I'm online ..."
  • "Do you ever think we are just a small world inside a bigger one ..."
  • "Well it took a little longer than we thought ..."
  • "Um, uh, um ..."
  • "Well company policy states ..."
  • "If I won the lotto, I would ..."
What are some of yours?


  1. "Why does it take me an hour to print out this 57 meg excel document?"

    "Is the internet down?"

  2. "I hate to call you at work, but..."

    "I just got two calls in a row... Is the internet down?"

    "They better start paying me more if they want me to do that"

    "PC Mall is on line 2 for you"

    "Can you come look at this email? It says my computer is on fire and wants to know if I want to buy an extinguisher"

  3. "I never had this problem when I had AOL!"

    "What do you mean I can't email this 57 Meg attachment? It always worked before!"

  4. "Can you fix this excel database I made, my data is all corrupted!!!"

    "Yeah, you know that project that the V.P. Just talked to you about? Needs to be done by Monday" It being Friday today and all..