Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Sweet God in Heaven!

Roto-rooter is having a contest that you could win the toilet that you see above. This is the most amazing thing I have ever seen.

The toilet of my dreams includes:
  • Philips™ 20-inch LCD TV and Star Wars DVD
  • Xbox™ 360 gaming system
  • Philips™ DVD player
  • Gateway® EMachine™ laptop computer with fully articulated robot arm
  • iPod™ with stereo docking station equipped with toilet paper dispenser
  • Roto-Rooter “emergency” button
  • Tivo™ recorder
  • Avanti™ refrigerator with beer tap, stocked with drinks and snacks
  • Magazine rack and subscriptions to Sports Illustrated, ESPN and GQ
  • Bike pedal exerciser
  • Cup warmer / cooler

1 comment:

  1. It needs a automated Hemmoroid lancer, to take care of all the roids you getting living in Number 2 land.

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