Let me preface this, there will be some crazy shit in these posts and all names have been changed to protect the innocent. ;) Sometimes these posts might be long or short depending on how many I remember to actually blog about.
---Conversations Today at Work---
- What's the opposite of a turd? Some thought it was pee, but I decided that it's food and we all agreed.
- In a pinch a dead frozen pigeon (or dove) can be used to transport semen to artificially inseminate someone far away.