this is the one i typically will play. http://chir.ag/stuff/sand/
HELLO YOUNG WONS, I COM FROM PLANIT 3 AND YE YE I DO SPEEK A DIFERENT LANGUAGE. ALTHO IT IZ MOSTLY NUMBERZ, HOW DO U SPEEK?, WELL O-N-L-I-N-E IZ FUN, RIGHT?, DID I SAID THAT RITE?, UR LANGUAGE IZ VERY CONFUZIN, I HOPE I GOT BETTER, HELP ME?.?.
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im sury for urz e-a-r-t-hbut we hav ta blow big boooom. iz that sound?goodby
No not the Earth! That's where I keep all my stuff!!!
To the anonymous alien:60 10 7311 Did you understand that...And for the love of god don't blow up Earth she's still got a coupla billion years on her.