I was working out the other day at the Y and it was very busy in the Fitness Room and there were two people from the Y staff showing new members around to each machine. I mention this because there was a lot of machine sharing and you had to pay a bit of attention to not hog a machine or something.
While working out with my friend on the tricep machine, I was waiting for him to finish his set and was resting on one of the two pilates balls they have back in the corner. While sitting there, the one Y staffer came over to show the new lady how to use the pilates balls and she said:
"May, we borrow your balls?"
I kid you not. And I dont think she even realized what she said. Suffice-to-say I had to use every ounce of energy I had to not burst out laughing as I gave up my seat to them.