- Stop having kids and sell the ones you have now
- Send your kids to a privately funded religious school (hell even use a voucher to pay for it - you can now)
- Become Amish
- Accept that evolution is a scientifically proven fact and is the basis for all bio-sciences and just shut the hell up.
Then again if you like the idea of a public school's science class muddying the waters and adding to it a purely religious centric concept such as Intelligent Design, then I on behalf of science want something back from you - um I think I will take the scientifically conceived, designed, crafted, installed and utilized pacemaker. I think that's a fair trade, you want a little of God in science then you have to give science something back too.
Arent you glad science doesnt get together and ask you to do crazy stuff like that?